The Darth Side Interview

The much anticipated Star Wars movie The Force Awakens opens on Friday. There are new droids, planets, ships and characters. But the biggest question is sparked by that wrecked helmet of Darth Vader. Could Darth still be alive? Well, I want to assure our readers that Darth Vader is indeed alive and well. However he is smarting from his lack of employment in the last 3 Star Wars sequels and has decided to be proactive on the job front. He has freshened up his resume and worked on his interviewing skills. Our cameras caught up with him as he was seeking to join another 'force' in Fort Worth , Texas. Enjoy.